* If you are hungry.. hang out at Uris, they frequently bring out free pizza and food
* If you want to go to a ladies room with a toilet sheet … best bet will be Kent 2nd floor bathroom, Lewisohn 1st flr bathroom, Low library 1st flr bathroom and Uris 2nd flr bathroom
* If you need a quiet place to study.. Bio library (access required)
* If you need an Ethernet cable.. go to the business library and ask for one at the desk (student ID required)
* If you need to make free copies.. Uris 3rd flr, student lounge
* If you want to eat and study at the same time.. Butler
* If you want a cheaper vending machine.. Schermerhorn or Mudd
* Freezing A/C.. geology library
* rat hole to Amsterdam Ave. … Schermerhorn ext., take the elevator from 4 –> 1, walk out to 119th
* If you don’t want to pay for extra crackers for your soup … Lerner 212 cafe
* If you want to play the piano … Music library, Lerner, some dorms..
* If you want free unlimited printing .. Journalism library
* If you want a quiet place in Butler.. 6th flr, rare book collection room
* If you don’t want to pay library fees… beg the LAs, and say you didn’t know about the reserve book system
* If you need a ride home .. call 854-4444 for assistance, security will give you a ride home
* If you want quality food .. attend Prez.Bo’s talks (reception food is great)
* If you want free drinks during B-School’s happy hour.. befriend a business school PhD and go there together
* If you want to listen to the Columbia Orchestra practice.. Lerner room 666
* If you lost your stuff on campus .. Low library or Pupin 7th flr
* If you want to get free passes to MoMa, Met, Guggenheim and other museums in NYC .. get your semester sticker at Kent ID center
* If you want to practice/improve your Japanese (talking)… attend Japanese Chat clubs
* If you want to attend a lecture/seminar and didn’t/couldn’t register on time.. e-mail the professor ASAP, there’s always exceptions
* If you want to take a peek at the underground tunnels… basement of Schermerhorn
* If you want a free candy.. walk into any Low library department office and take a candy from the bowl and casually walk out
* If you are sick .. John Jay!! ASAP!
* If you need psychological counseling.. Lerner 8th flr
* If you forgot your ID at home and need to get into the libraries… Butler 201 will give you a daily pass
* If you need to borrow headphones… business and music library
* If you need a book and can’t wait for the recall period (2 weeks!).. Use borrow direct
* If you need a bandage… ask at the psychology library front desk
* If you need a water bottle or a columbia coffee mug .. ask at the b-school library front desk